I believe I speak for all of Michigan when I say this: you deserve to be hung and shipped back to Canada with the rest of the canadian garbage. Actually, just dropped in the dirty river of Detroit, that would suffice. This is unbelievable. You are truely and utterly a pitiful spy. We all knew as soon as we heard you were a Canook that you only meant harm. We will be taking over and imprisoning you for your crimes.
Sincerely,
(what should be) The Law of Michigan Milita.
That's what I think. Don't hate me for the matter.
As for a story, boy do I miss Shawn coming in randomly and heading strait for our fridge and saying "hey guys" with a mouth full of food. I love you too Shawnie.
